Tired of the daily grind? Wish you could beam out of here faster than your morning coffee disappears? This ultra-soft hoodie lets everyone know you’re ready to be abducted—preferably to a tropical planet with no Wi-Fi. Featuring an alien spaceship mid-abduction (because even aliens understand the need for a vacay), this durable hoodie is perfect for binge-watching UFO documentaries or plotting your great escape.
It’s cozy, funny, and just relatable enough to make people question their life choices. Warning: Wearing it may attract extraterrestrial attention—or just compliments from strangers. ✨👽
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Printed • Packaged • Parceled in the USA