Because not every cowboy rides a horse, some ride the buzz.
This shirt is for the legends who pregame the weekend like it’s a contact sport. Whether you’re bellied up to the bar, passed out in a truck bed, or telling strangers about your ex at 2PM on a Thursday, this tee says, “Yeah, I peaked in high school, but it was a hell of a peak.”
Features a vintage rodeo-style logo that screams wrangler by day, weapon by night. Soft enough to sleep in, durable enough to survive a mechanical bull incident. Pairs well with bad decisions, gas station snacks, and any light beer you can shotgun without gagging.
Wear it to church if your pastor’s cool.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Printed • Packaged • Parceled in the USA