Finally, a hoodie that saves people the trouble of asking “Wait… whose side are you on?”
The BOOTLICKER logo is a lovingly sarcastic salute to modern patriotism: loud, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make at least one Instagram comment section spiral completely out of control.
Wear it proudly while being accused of:
“Worshipping authority”
“Not understanding irony”
“Single-handedly ruining democracy”
Or the classic: “Wow, I didn’t expect that from you.”
(They never do.)
WHAT IT MEANS (Apparently):
You hate freedom ❌
You love authoritarianism ❌
You think independently ✔️
It’s not about licking boots.
It’s about watching people lose their minds over a logo.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Printed • Packaged • Parceled in the USA