For the guy who laughs at his own jokes, lifts things just to put them back down, and thinks “emotions” are a government conspiracy. This tee isn’t subtle—it’s proudly, aggressively, unapologetically masculine. Wear it when you’re grilling, gaming, or just staring into the distance pretending to have deep thoughts.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• For the boys
Printed • Packaged • Parceled in the USA