The only prescription you need for staying cozy while chasing your dreams. With "Progress is my drug & I'm high af" boldly displayed, this wearable motivation delivers daily doses of ambition, wrapped in buttery-soft fabric.
Indications:
- For the relentless goal-setter who wants to stay warm while breaking glass ceilings.
- Ideal for binge-working, binge-watching, or binge-snacking (we don't judge).
Dosage:
Wear as needed, preferably every day, with a side of caffeine and a playlist of motivational jams.
Side Effects:
- Elevated vibes
- Uncontrollable productivity
- Increased compliments from strangers
Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while admiring yourself in the mirror. Consult your friends if your ambition lasts longer than 4 hours—they’ll probably want one too.
.• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Might trigger Karens w/ minimal humor
Printed • Packaged • Parceled in the USA