Election Watch! The Kennedy Siblings Endorse Biden

Ethel Kennedy’s 96th birthday bash started off like a scene from the Kennedy family album: Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, a gaggle of Kennedys, and nostalgia thick enough to cut with a cake knife. But just when you thought it was safe to cue the JFK speeches and start humming "Hail to the Chief," the Kennedy drama train pulled into the station, and it was bound for Philadelphia.

Yes, you read that right. Six of RFK Jr.’s siblings jumped ship faster than you can say "Kennedy conspiracy theory" to endorse Joe Biden. In the realm of family reunions, that's the equivalent of dropping your aunt's famous casserole dish on the floor and declaring your allegiance to the rival family's spaghetti recipe.

But hey, who needs a united front when you've got presidential campaigns to crash, right? As one source eloquently put it, “With a family like this, who needs enemies?”

It's like a real-life soap opera: The Bold and the Bickerers. You've got Bobby running for president, Kerry and the gang cozying up to Biden, and Ethel pulling strings like the master puppeteer of familial discord. And let's not forget the star-studded cast of characters, including a former Maryland lieutenant governor, a human rights activist, and a documentary filmmaker — all playing their parts in this Shakespearean tragedy of political proportions.

But amidst the chaos and the Kennedy name-dropping, there's a glimmer of hope: Bobby's still standing, waving his independent flag high and proud. And while his siblings may be throwing shade faster than you can say "Kennedy curse," Bobby's preaching love and unity — even if it's from opposite ends of the political spectrum.

So, grab your popcorn and buckle up, folks. The Kennedy Family Feud is just heating up, and it's shaping up to be the political showdown of the century. Who needs Netflix when you've got the Kennedys?