Colorado Taxpayer Dollars Take Flight... Sort Of

Ah, the sweet symphony of taxpayer dollars at work! For over a year now, Colorado taxpayers have been treated to the delightful sight of a helicopter that's paid to sit and look pretty, all while waiting for its turn to take to the skies.

Meet the Firehawk helicopter, the hottest thing to never leave the ground! With a price tag of $24 million, this converted Black Hawk was meant to revolutionize firefighting in Colorado. But alas, dreams of soaring through the skies have been grounded by delays, recalls, and a pesky water tank problem.

But fear not, dear taxpayers! Your hard-earned cash hasn't been wasted on idle hands. No, the brave souls tasked with flying this majestic bird have been diligently attending schools and simulators, honing their skills in the fine art of helicopter-watching.

And let's not forget the star-studded debut! After years of anticipation and a cool $24 million price tag, the Firehawk will finally make its grand entrance...as a backdrop for an event with the governor. Truly, a sight to behold!

But wait, there's more! For the low, low price of $26 million, Colorado doubled down on its aerial aspirations, purchasing a second Firehawk helicopter. Because, you know, one stationary helicopter just wasn't enough.

So here's to the Firehawk, the helicopter that's soared straight into the hearts of taxpayers everywhere...without ever leaving the ground.